Vampire Valentines!

Mercy Brown is sending out a Valentine! Reserve your copy! 

Because even a barely-beating heart can still feel the "sting" of Valentine’s Day!

Have you ever suspected that beneath the snarky, spell-casting exterior of your favorite vampire-witch, there might be a faint, flickering spark of—dare we say it—romance?

Well, now you can join Mercy’s list of "Eternal Admirers" (or at least the people she’s currently not planning to bite).

This February, treat yourself or a deserving "blood-bag"—er, loved one—to the unforgettable experience of receiving a Valentine from Mercy Brown. She’s trying very hard to maintain her broody, "I-hate-everyone" image, but something about the overpriced roses and heart-shaped boxes keeps… slipping through.

Valentine’s Day is a time to celebrate what we love most. And while Mercy’s list of "loves" usually starts and ends with a sharp bite and a quiet night, she might, just might, be opening up her cold heart to a few lucky humans this year.

See her struggle to resist the sentimental mush in this exclusive Valentine’s letter. Don’t miss out on this unique, singular experience. This is your chance to hear from the world’s most reluctant Cupid about the true meaning of devotion—or at least, why chocolates are a poor substitute for a proper vintage O-negative.

A Note from the Author

I’m honestly not sure lovey-dovey she'll be with this, but at the very least it's good to get on her good side.  .

The Logistics:

• Shipping Date: Your letter will be mailed on February 3rd to ensure it reaches you or your loved one before Valentine’s Day. (International Letters MAY arrive late, but Mercy is going to try and use all her vampiric abilities to ensure the USPS gets them to you on time).

• The Signature: She might even sign it with a polite, if grudging, flourish... in red ink (or is it really ink at all?).

• Shipping Info: Please ensure the name and address in the shipping field is the name and address of the person you want to receive this strangely sentimental-yet-snarky missive!

• Multiple Orders: If you want multiple letters for different people, please purchase each one in a separate order; otherwise, they will all be sent to whatever address is in the shipping field.

Reserve your Mercy Brown Valentine now, before she successfully suppresses her romantic inclinations and goes back to begrudgingly saving the world.

P.S. The ACTUAL letter might look slightly different than the sample pictured.